Jolliest Bunch Holiday Tee - Youth

This youth Christmas tee is for the kid who absolutely understands holiday chaos.

Front and center is a retro wood-panel station wagon hauling an overloaded Christmas tree, with the bold line: “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes.” It’s snarky, nostalgic, and made for those loud family gatherings where everyone’s a little bit feral and you’re laughing anyway.

Great for:

• Matching “dysfunctional family” photos
• Christmas parties, school spirit days, and ugly sweater night (without the sweater)
• Gifting to the kid or tween with a wicked sense of humor

Shirt details

• Lightweight, soft youth unisex tee – comfy enough for all-day wear
• Airlume-combed, ring-spun cotton for a smooth, soft feel (heather/black colors may include polyester for durability)
• Retail fit with classic crew neck
• Side seams and shoulder taping to help the shirt keep its shape
• Tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort

Sizes (Youth)

S, M, L, XL

Please check the size chart before ordering:

• S: Width 15.24" – Length 20.87"
• M: Width 16.26" – Length 22.13"
• L: Width 17.24" – Length 23.39"
• XL: Width 18.23" – Length 24.37"
• (Allow up to 1" difference due to manual measurement.)

Care

• Machine wash warm (max 105°F / 40°C)
• Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry low
• Medium iron if needed (do not iron directly over the print)
• Do not dry clean

If your family holiday vibe is more “chaotic caravan” than “silent night,” this shirt will fit right in.