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Jolliest Bunch Holiday Tee - Adult
$27.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
If your holidays are more chaotic than “silent night,” this is your shirt.
This “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes” Christmas tee is made for loud families, sarcastic friends, and anyone who likes their holiday outfits with a little bite.
The front graphic features a retro wood-panel wagon hauling an overloaded Christmas tree, plus bold, cheeky lettering that instantly sets the tone. It’s a relaxed, garment-dyed tee that feels like a favorite thrifted find from the very first wear – soft, broken-in, and ready for every messy gathering.
Perfect for:
- Family Christmas photos with a sense of humor
- Tree-hunting, movie marathons, and ugly-sweater parties
- Matching “dysfunctional family” outfits and white-elephant gifts
- Anyone who loves classic holiday comedy and rowdy get-togethers
Fit & Fabric
- Unisex relaxed fit – great on both men and women; size up for an oversized, slouchy look
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk
- Medium-weight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric – soft but durable and breathable
- Garment-dyed for that lived-in, vintage color and feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for extra durability
- Sewn-in label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with like colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Cool iron if needed (avoid ironing directly on the print)
- Do not dry clean
Whether you’re the resident troublemaker or just tired of pretending your family isn’t a circus, this “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes” tee will be your go-to holiday uniform all season long.